March 2011
36 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-27) →
Domo Genesis (97)
J. Cole (54)
Dom Kennedy (50)
Overdoz. (42)
Big Sean (26)
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February 2011
24 posts
celestualhealing:
Artist: Destiny’s Child Song:...
it girl, overdoz
where is summer? can you hurry,...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
J. Cole (65)
Kendrick Lamar (50)
Drake (40)
Dom Kennedy (36)
Domo Genesis (31)
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Real friends ask you if it's ok to tag a picture...
heylookathatree:
That’s friendship. That’s love.
basically, it’s sunday afternoon, i’m sitting here listen to nostalgia/ultra, while i’m supposed to be reading a tomb for boris davidovich for english. i had a horrendous week, and i’m really happy that i’m going home friday. i’m trying my hardest to do better, i swear.
mymannemcee: People make me hate hip-hop... →
mymannemcee:
Nobody new can ever come out in hip-hop anymore.
Ever.
If you become a fan of a new artist, the artist is ass; if they’re actually decent, they’re new, so they’re still ass; if you want to see them succeed, you’re dickriding; when they succeed, hip hop dies; once they succeed, old fans start…
love the future, dom kennedy
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-13) →
Dom Kennedy (101)
J. Cole (62)
Big Sean (45)
Beyoncé (21)
The Strokes (20)
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Watch
Beware Bitch Dependency this Valentine's Day.
A Pimp Named Slickback: [at Grandad's home] Mr. DuBois, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback. And this sir, is an intervention.
Tom: An intervention?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom?
Tom: Is this some kind of joke?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease Tom.
Tom: Wait, what was your name again?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Well thank you for asking, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback.
Tom: Wait, A Pimp...?
A Pimp Named Slickback: ...Named Slickback, yes. Please say the whole thing, if you would. Yes, that includes the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes, Tom, every time.
Tom: Look, Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback...
A Pimp Named Slickback: ...no need for the "Mister".
Tom: I... I don't think I need any help from [scoffs] someone like you.
A Pimp Named Slickback: And by [scoffs] ''someone like me," you mean a pimp? A bad guy?
Tom: Now look, I'm not trying to insult you, I just don't approve of what you people do to women.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Ooh! So I'm wrong! So I'm messed up! Well which one of us is the one missing a bitch, Tom? You don't see me running around lookin' for a bitch! I know where all of my bitches are, thank you very much! [dials number] Bitch where you at?!
Bitch: I'm out here gettin' yo money!
A Pimp Named Slickback: That's what the hell I thought, thank you grandma! [looks at Tom] Now look at you! BITCHLESS. Sans bitch, as the French in France would say!
A Pimp Named Slickback: [in the limo] Did you know that scientists now believe that some people are actually born with the genetic predisposition to Bitch Dependency, Tom?
Tom: And exactly, when did you become a relationship counselor?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Well, sharing this pimp knowledge for an exorbitent fee is my way of giving something back to the community, Tom. I wanna help you Tom, I do. But I need you to help me help you.
Tom: Hmm. "Help me help you." Yeah. Ok.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Now, tell me, if you would, about this bitch you have an unhealthy dependency on.
Tom: Could we please not call her a b... b... bitch.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Say it. Bitch. Yeah. YES. We gotta call her that Tom! I'm sorry. After what she's done, not calling her a bitch would be disrespectful to you, and I'm not able to do that. Now please continue, Tom.
Tom: Well, My wife, Sarah. I mean, she's the best woman in the world. We've had a great life together until now.
A Pimp Named Slickback: It sounds to me, Tom, like some of the passion has gone out of your marriage and perhaps you're not providing enough excitement for her. It's a normal thing in long-term relationships.
Tom: And you can help me fix it?
A Pimp Named Slickback: HELL NAH. I'm gonna help make that bitch behave! She wants excitement she can take her ass to the movies!
A Pimp Named Slickback: [at A Pimp Named Slickback's mansion] Did you know that a least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that more likely than not, talking isn't the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That's when you have to hit her.
Tom: Whoa, What?
A Pimp Named Slickback: You tell her what you want her to do. If she say "No," HIT the bitch! Simple.
Tom: But I... I couldn't hit Sarah. I couldn't hit any woman!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Has NOT hitting a bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has NOT hitting a bitch achieved the desired results?
Tom: No way. I just, I...I... I can't. I cou... I couldn't. I won't!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom? Tom, take a deep breath. It's ok. People have phobias: some niggas can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head. Ok. We can beat this.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-6) →
J. Cole (97)
Big Sean (71)
*NSYNC (43)
Aaliyah (29)
Dom Kennedy (27)
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you rock j’s so smooth, if you wasn’t...
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things i really want right now
to understand why this boy keeps popping up into my dreams in not very positive scenarios.
to drop astronomy because i haven’t understood a word she’s said in three whole fucking weeks.
to know why white people think it’s okay to go outside without a shirt on while it’s snowing. (not currently, but in the past few days)
a tattoo.
peace of mind.
a peach, because i love...
rather be with you (vagina is for lovers), wale,...
supa dupa lemonade, big sean
yearning for your love, gap band.
it’s 20...